Future Headline: Congress Fails to End Shutdown Amid Capitol Evacuations

October 09, 2023

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.

“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.

October 6, 2028: Congress Fails to End Government Shutdown Amid Capitol Evacuations

After a tumultuous day in Congress yesterday, politicians’ efforts to reopen the government after it shutdown last week came to a screeching halt after both the House and Senate had to be evacuated from the Capitol, and then locked down.