Future Headline: Democratic National Committee’s Official Guide to Doublethink

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.

“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.

November 3, 2024: The Democratic National Committee’s Official Guide to Doublethink

OFFICIAL GUIDANCE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE CHAIR-HUMAN: