Future Headline: Ex-Mayor “Harvey” the Ham Sandwich Indicted On RICO Charges

August 28, 2023

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.

“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.

August 25, 2029: Ex-Mayor “Harvey” the Ham Sandwich Indicted on RICO Charges

Divide, Colorado is a picturesque town high in the Rocky Mountains on the north slope of Pike’s Peak, population 143.

For years locals have made a habit of electing dogs and cats as mayor.