Future Headline: “Fauci Face Condom” Sales Flop in First Week

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.

“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.

September 8, 2024: Fauci Face Condom Sales Fall Flat in First Week

In early 2023, a leading British medical research non-profit called the Cochrane Collaboration published a comprehensive analysis of 78 different studies which looked at whether or not face masks were effective in controlling the spread of COVID-19.