Future Headline: Federal Reserve Announces Latest Rate Cut to Minus 4%

September 25, 2023

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.

“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.

September 22, 2028: Federal Reserve Announces Latest Rate Cut to Minus 4%

On the heels of the labor department’s latest inflation report, which shows an annual rate of 4.99%, the Federal Reserve has announced at its latest policy meeting it is slashing rates down to minus 4%.