Future Headline: French Caliphate Celebrates Five Year Anniversary

July 10, 2023

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.

“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.

July 7, 2029: French Caliphate Celebrates Five Year Anniversary

Over one million revelers have taken to the streets of Paris to celebrate the five year anniversary of the French Caliphate with celebratory gunfire and shouts of “Allahu Akbar”.