Future Headline Friday

May 08, 2023

by Simon Black Sovereign Man

In a world brimming with bewildering headlines, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… thinking about where this trajectory leads.

So, here is our latest edition of “Future Headline Friday”. This is our satirical take of where this world is going if we stay on this current path. While it may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that it is rooted in actual events, news stories, and legislation.

May 5, 2027: New York Bans Traditional Cooking in All New Construction

New York has made history by becoming the first state to ban most traditional cooking methods in new construction.