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Future Headline: Hamas Surrenders to U.S. Military’s “Operation Glitterbomb”
by Simon Black Sovereign Man
In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.
“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.
October 13, 2024: Hamas Surrenders to US Military’s “Operation Glitterbomb”
After more than a year of fighting since the Hamas attack of October 2023, the world awoke to joyous news today. The terrorists have thrown down their weapons and surrendered to the US military due to the unexpected and profound success of the Pentagon’s bold initiative: “Operation Glitterbomb”.