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Future Headline: President Harris Appoints “Drag-Queen-in-Chief” to Top Military Brass
by Simon Black Sovereign Man
In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.
“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.
June 9, 2026: Former NYC Mayor: “We just wanted to be inclusive…”
“I didn’t expect it to work out like this,” said former New York City Mayor Eric Adams.
Back in 2023 when then-Mayor Adams encouraged New Yorkers to house undocumented immigrants in their private homes, the city’s migrant population surged.