In Canada, It’s Springtime for Hitler!

September 28, 2023

I’ve never been a major fan of Canada. It’s probably why I’ve never traveled there.

Canada is a frozen piece of tundra between Russia and the United States, with “free” healthcare and “affordable” universities, those things paid for with a dependence on the US military for protection.

I remember hanging out with my friends in a London pub in the Noughties and asking a girl what part of America she was from. I had assumed incorrectly. And as a Canadian, she was wholly offended, walked away, and disappeared for the rest of the night.

I guess she didn’t say “out and about” enough for me to tell where her accent was from.