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🏡💀 New Book Drop: HOA Emperor Has Landed! 💀🏡
After one too many HOA board meetings I had to do this...
Kerry Lutz
November 11, 2025
After years of sitting through HOA board meetings that made The Sopranos look like a church bake sale, I finally snapped — and wrote the book.
HOA Emperor: The Mob Was Tough — But The Board Was Murder!
It all started after one too many debates about roof tiles. Somewhere between “terra cotta or concrete,” I found myself thinking —
“If Sammy the Bull Gravano were our HOA president, the landscapers would stop cutting corners... permanently.” 🌴🪓
From crooked contractors to a pickleball scam that could make RICO jealous, HOA Emperor is part Florida satire, part mob thriller — and all painfully real for anyone who’s ever lived under an HOA.
🎙️ I’m lining up several upcoming talks around Palm Beach County — Century Village, Jupiter, Gardens, and beyond. Come for the laughs, stay for the war stories.
Grab your copy before the next board meeting adjourns:📘 Hardcover/Paperback📱 Kindle + Audiobook
🔥 The Mob was tough... but the Board was murder. 🔥